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Things I learned this summer in Pune.


Ya I know this post is damn late coz its winter now but I don’t care ….. “Last summer” I went to PUNE, my second nah …… first and beloved home… Flashback (I went to Pune in 2005 in fifth class and spend wholesome 4 years there. Much important stuff happened there I found my first love, found my life’s goal and got my buddies Vijay and Shek. Basically Pune is the first place I want to live.) Back to the post….



  • This is a list of things I learnt when I went to Pune in “summer of 2011”
  • 1.   First thing I learnt is If u r in railway station and have a skateboard on your shoulder obviously everybody gonna stare.

  • 2.   Papa john’s pizzas are way more better than domino’s but no one cud defeat their Chocó lava.

  • 3.   It’s not hard to walk in Ur sis’s stilettos but if she saw u!!! U r DEAD!!!

  • 4.    Don’t disturb other people standing in their balcony with ur fascinating flash… and if u do please make a video of it .
 
  • 5.   Ya this one important don’t go to roof of your building thinking it is always open someone might lock it and u might end up staying all night there OR DO WHAT I DID which could kill you….

  • 6.    Never!!! Never ever trust on shek when he say “we should go there we would have fun…” u might end up climbing a freaking huge hill Sinhgad Kila but with friends everything is fun :)

  • 7.   Don’t catch Vj(ma frnd) when he is falling on two hot chicks. He would later curse u for that … :)

  • 8.   Meet all of your old friends before coming back

  • 9.   SEO(search engine optimization) ain't about optimization.

  • 10.BLOGGER THIS ONE IMPORTANT FOR YOU: Don’t even think to fool adsense. These bastards are damn smart. I got my account disable coz of it…. Sob sob :(

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