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10 ways to kill your annoying sister!


 Do you have a sibling ? Is she annoying ? Don't sweat follow our steps and you could surely get rid  of her. This is a Global problem and been a sincere citizen I thought maybe  I should guide my fellow mates the path to a solution to this crisis :P.




I would recommend you to watch Saw series totally before planning your way.
 
#1  Buy her a new vehicle ! Wait we are not been nice... She is a women she will find a way to kill herself or atleast get in jail, well both solves our problem.

#2  Every girl is scared of cockroaches , spider and lizards . So think something creative and finish that nuisance.

#3  Now I will tell you how to make a weapon. {Shit just got real } we are goin to make a BLOW GUN. Take a cylindrical thing anything with a hollow space and put empty pen refills inside it ,and blow.
 If the nemesis is strong keep 10 of them handy . Remember this point ---  shot between the eyes only .

#4  This one is brutal , first slit all her clothes throw her makeup out and (I am sorry god for writing this) (oh I forgot I am a atheist ) Post shit on her Facebook and Twitter account .        She will  surely be traumatized for almost 1 month.

#5  "Mom how many razor blade cuts does it take to get to the center of the little sister ? I don't know says mom ". Well its time to find out.

#6  If you like gore , This is classic: slit her throat by butter knife!

#7  Make her eat lot and lot of ice cream freeze her mind forever.

#8  Make a Killer bees army , train them to kill your sister and one fine afternoon the work should be done.

#9  See if RPG works on her or not , If it doesn't I suggest Fighter Jet bullet.

#10  This one is epic : Replace Party poppers in place of her tampon .

 For using these Epic plans you need high ambition , great confidence and Putas practice is the thing which will take you to success. So practice, practice and practice and any cousin sister, friend's sister or even your girlfriend's sister ( only if she is not hot ).


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