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Things I learned this summer in Pune.

Ya I know this post is damn late coz its winter now but I don’t care ….. “Last summer” I went to PUNE, my second nah …… first and beloved home… Flashback (I went to Pune in 2005 in fifth class and spend wholesome 4 years there. Much important stuff happened there I found my first love, found my life’s goal and got my buddies Vijay and Shek. Basically Pune is the first place I want to live.) Back to the post…. This is a list of things I learnt when I went to Pune in “summer of 2011” 1.    First thing I learnt is If u r in railway station and have a skateboard on your shoulder obviously everybody gonna stare. 2.    Papa john’s pizzas are way more better than domino’s but no one cud defeat their Chocó lava. 3.    It’s not hard to walk in Ur sis’s stilettos but if she saw u!!! U r DEAD!!! 4.     Don’t disturb other people standing in their balcony with ur fascinating flash… and if u do please make a video of it .   5.    Ya this one importan

Best things to say on a first date

Best things to say on a first date (humor) "I don't usually go out but when I do, I make it rain." "It's true what my friend said, you do smell like horseradish!" "Just call me Macho P." "Don't look at the waitress, I slept with her. No not that one! Well actually that one too.", "Do I still have glitter on my gums?" and "This steak is for me, and this one isfor my tapeworm. Did you think I ordered for you?"