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My survival kit for a Zombie apocalypse!!!

Been a great fan Resident Evil, I believe a Zombie Apocalypse could actually happen like what if government plan for some mind take over thing or If the T- virus really has been created somewhere down your feet ? Well noone can answer that but as thy say 'Preparation is better than annihilation' (noone say that but who cares ). SO here's the list of things present in my survival kit.



  • Food :Lots of food:





We need lots of food. I have to collect a hell lot of food. Hell lot of!.

  •  Weapons (from Ak 47 to SMGs )  



We need lot of gun and ammo's , We got to kill million of zombie's out there. Well we need lots of practice ... Hmm I will do that with live targets that would be fun...

  •  Solar Panel (I need electricity )

Man I need hot water in morning, desperately need electricity and for my computer for sure and other stuff.
  •  A Lamborghini Murchielago
Man I love this car. So will buy one and crush some zombie with it .

  •  A Laptop with WIFI 


 I would be freaking bored so a laptop with internet . Would continue my blog from there.
  • Most Important L-L-L-LADIES ( Some fine girls ) 
not just asians, I aint racist ...

 Well some one have to get our human civilization back... I promise guys I will do it by all mah heart and soul and .....

Just remember guys when you turn into a zombie I will be popping your head off and please behave properly not like retards like the tv one ...



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